He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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