I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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