I must be too annoying 4 u.
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
