Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
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