Midget sex pt 2 tonight
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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