It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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