Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
no you cant smoke seaweed
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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