Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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