Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
