did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex