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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked

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(910): View more from North Carolina

It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.

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(813): View more from Florida

Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.

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(540): View more from Virginia

My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..

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(314): View more from Missouri

I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?

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