some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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