I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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