This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
im holly from the hills drunk
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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