Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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