There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I fill condoms, not promises.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Randomize
