i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
All the doctor said was why
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Randomize
