Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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