Whod you bang
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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