I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.