I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!