So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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