We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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