Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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