The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
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I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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