Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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