whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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