Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
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I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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