i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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