You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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