Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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