Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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