guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
