did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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