It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
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DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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