This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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