PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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