im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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