Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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