I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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