Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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