return my video game
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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