Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
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I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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