I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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