i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
no more duck duck goose at the bar
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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