is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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