Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
operation harelip BJ is a go
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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