I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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