If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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