i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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