Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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