you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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