You can't special order awesome
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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