She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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