It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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