i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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