420 ftw
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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