i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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