Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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