you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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