hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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