Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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