STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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