Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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